Who says you can't still be scared by a bloody horror movie??
Quite recently I watched the David Slade film, '30 Days of Night' based on horror comics written by Steve Niles. I must say, the movie was successful in making me scream like a little girl and cough as if I were about to throw up. However, there are moments where I wanted to just piss my pants. The monsters, as scary as they are, could be convincing comedians. I couldn't help but wonder, "Damn they need a toothbrush..listerine dude, ever heard of nailcutter, what's with the retarded accents and the spastic walking patterns.
Basically, for a month an isolated town of Alaska experience a month of darkness. They experience harsh conditions and are forced to rely on themselves for survival.
Who voluntarily lives in a place where there's no light and absolutely nothing to do??? For example, if the town just 'happens' to be invaded by vampires, WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO GO FOR HELP DUMBARSE!!!!!
God, horror movies makes me laugh and frustrate me at the same time!
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