Girl Power

As most people already know, the Spice Girls have announced a world tour.

If you don't know who the Spice Girls are, your asking for an ass whooping!

Most kids who grew up in the 90s will be familiar with their 'Girl Power' motto and songs such as 'Wannabe, Say You'll Be There, Stop (I still remember the dance moves), Spice Up Your Life and 2 Become 1'.

So far, 11 tour dates have been announced. The thing that shits me is that there is only the one show planned for Australia in Sydney. You'd think I'd be ecstatic that I'm actually in the state they'll be performing in, but the likelihood of me actually getting a ticket is slim.

In order to obtain tickets, fans were asked to register on www.spicegirlsonline.com/. Naturally, I registered like a BAGILLION times and registered the names of family and friends. Whether or not they knew about the concert, didn't matter to me. It was just an excuse to use all the names of people I knew, so that I could be the one to get an email saying that I had received tickets.

OF COURSE THIS HAS NOT HAPPENED!!

Every girl will be wanting the opportunity for these childhood songs to be sung just as they remember them.

Registering on Spice Girls.com has given me nothing but false hope.

Grrrrrrr!